single??/

how do you know if shes a lesbian…..or how do you know if she really isnt that into you and how do you know if she once had a Penis? ahhhhh the single life

Showtime……

Tuesday September 26th….ill be at halftime sports bar at 8pm -Cookeville,Tn Will you be there?? I’m gonna be talking about the Amish, Hurricanes and why we name them and the dollar store …not the Dolllar General store

Hairbrush?

Whoever it was that sent me a hairbrush in the mail…….you hurt me……I hurt